LOG_2026.09.30 // CATEGORY: PRODUCTS // TYPE: JOURNAL

The BASTARDS INC Topolino

OPERATING LAYER: BASTARDS INC.®

DATA CAPTURE: AUTOMATED EXTRACT // MACHINE SPEED

DEPLOYMENT FIELD: [KNOKKE // ANTWERP // BREDA // GLOBAL]

VERDICT: BUILT, NOT PITCHED.

A brand is not a logo. It is everything people run into. The door, the mail, the coffee, the car that parks outside.

So we are making one.

The plan: a Fiat Topolino, fully tailor-made for BASTARDS INC. Black on black. The wordmark on the doors. Dedicated signing. An interior finished to our own spec.

The cutest car on earth. Small, friendly, impossible not to smile at — and nobody forgets it once it has driven past.

It is not merchandise. It is the brand you can park.

In the making. More soon.

Got a hard one? hello@bastards-inc.com.