BASTARDS INC.®

BASTARDS INC.® — Creating What's Next: Businesses, Places, Products, Partnerships and Ventures.

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Human taste. Machine speed.

Creating
What's next.

  • Businesses.
  • Places.
  • Products.
  • Partnerships.
  • Ventures.

We create things we believe should exist. Sometimes for ourselves. Sometimes with others.

Keep going
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EditorialA decision

Most things are average because nobody decided otherwise.

We decided otherwise.

Make.
Them.
Think.

Why we make things

We don't need more things.
We need better things.

Better

  • Businesses.
  • Places.
  • Products.
  • Ideas.
  • Ways of doing things.

Things people

  • Notice.
  • Remember.
  • Talk about.
  • Want.
  • Move on.

Brutal Creativity

  • Clear thinking.
  • Sharp taste.
  • Decisive action.
  • No decoration.
  • No theatre.

Human taste.
Machine speed.

Machines

Speed. Scale. Repetition. Research. Production.

Humans

Judgement. Taste. Curiosity. Direction.

If it doesn't make them think,
why make it?

Enter Bastards Inc.

Got a
hard one?

A business problem nobody seems to solve?

Throw it at us.
MAKE.THEM.THINK./No ordinary moves./Human taste. Machine speed./Built, not pitched./Brutal Creativity./