01 / The House
Creating What’s Next.

MAKETHEMTHINK

Not because the world needs more ideas. Because it needs more ideas worth building.

One House. Two Worlds.
What’s next for business. What’s next for living.

BASTARDS INC.® shieldmark — love, luck, legacy
02 / Why We Exist

We build
what we
believe in.

Execution became cheap. Taste became the scarce thing.

The interesting work is no longer in doing more. It is in choosing better. A small core, surrounded by serious people, building serious things.

We only build what we believe in. That is not a limitation. That is the filter.

“If it fits our DNA, we build it. If it does not, we leave it alone.”
House Rule #01
02.1 / Together

What could
we create
together?

We work selectively.

We don’t chase projects. We choose the right ones.

  • A business.
  • A venture.
  • A product.
  • A home.
  • A place people remember.
  • An overlooked opportunity.
  • Something nobody has imagined yet.
What we look for
Founders with ambition.
Overlooked properties.
Products that deserve a second life.
Partnerships with long-term value.
Ideas worth building.
03 / One House. Two Worlds.BASTARDS INC.® · LITTLE BASTARDS®

One House.
Two Worlds.
Same DNA.

World I · Business

BASTARDS
INC.®

Creating what’s next for business.

Spaces, systems, products, partnerships and ventures — with founders and entrepreneurs with real ambition.

never.an.ordinary.move.
World II · Living

LITTLE
BASTARDS®

Creating and curating what’s next for living.

Architecture, project development, interiors, furniture, photography, objects and culture.

never.a.dull.moment.
Visit wearelittlebastards.com

Different worlds.
Same instinct.

One creates commercial movement. The other creates cultural desire.

Brutal Creativity.Sharp taste.Human judgement.
World I · Business — 04 / What We Create

What We
Create.

Outcomes, not services.

BusinessesProductsVenturesPlacesHomesExperiencesObjectsPartnershipsIdeas
01

Places & Homes

Environments, interiors and real estate concepts with intent and life logic. Atmosphere with a reason.

02

Systems & Intelligence

Operating systems that remove friction and buy back time. Quiet infrastructure, human direction.AI runs underneath. Judgement stays on top.

03

Products & Objects

Objects, tools, food concepts and formats that make life sharper or more desirable.

04

Ventures & Partnerships

Selective collaborations, deal making and venture logic. We build with people worth building with. Where relevant, we invest in startups and ventures through Varossieau&Co. Holding or LOADED.VENTURES.

Human taste. Machine speed. No ordinary moves.

05 / Brutal Creativity

Brutal
Creativity.

BASTARDS INC. architecture — clean form, sharp taste.

Brutal Creativity is our edge.

Clean thinking. Sharp taste. No decorative noise.

AI handles the repeatable layer. Humans stay on judgement, taste and direction.

Clean
Thinking.
Sharp
Taste.
No
Noise.
06 / House Rules

The
House
Rules.

Internal logic. Public intent. Not a pitch deck.

01
Build worlds, not campaigns.
02
Make life sharper, easier or more desirable.
03
Taste before templates.
04
Humans stay on judgement, direction and desire.
05
Make it useful, make it beautiful, make it sell.
06
Never build average on purpose.
07
Some ideas need a room. Some need a system. Some need a sandwich.
08
GOODBYE.DULL.
07 / Builds
Archive — 001 →

We build things.
We make things happen.

Build / 001

Reinvent
1969 bungalow
to cool midcentury villa.

Code
B13
Type
Space / Residential
Origin
1969 Bungalow
Move
Reinvent
Destination
Midcentury Villa
Field
01 / Spaces & Environments
B13 — the reinvented 1969 bungalow at dusk
Plate 001 — Exterior, dusk
01

We saw.

A 1969 bungalow with more potential than personality.

02

We moved.

Architecture, interior, materiality and atmosphere reimagined as one idea.

03

We built.

A contemporary midcentury villa rooted in the original architecture rather than pretending it never existed.

B13 — Plates
Magnolia in bloom at dusk above the B13 garden elevation
002 Garden elevation
B13 lounge — low seating, warm timber, controlled light
003 Lounge
Canvas above a tan leather Togo sofa in the B13 lounge
004 Seating / art wall
Black sculptural figure beside an olive tree at B13
005 Courtyard object
B13 pool with sculptural bone bench
006 Pool terrace
Walnut kitchen island with circular ceiling light at B13
007 Kitchen
Green mosaic bathroom at B13
008 Bathroom / mosaic
Gorilla sculpture in the glass courtyard at B13
009 Glass courtyard
Framed artwork on a white brick wall at B13
010 Art wall
Sculptural mask objects at B13
011 Objects
Walnut shelving with curated objects at B13
012 Joinery
Art and design book library at B13
013 Library
Gold and white statement objects at B13
014 Objects
DJ controller in the black and white B13 studio
015 Studio
Green mosaic tiled bathroom detail at B13
016 Detail
Dumbbells and weight plates in the B13 gym
017 Gym
Curated art and design book wall at B13
018 Book wall

Build / 002 A21, Knokke.

See the teaser →
Build / 002 — Teaser
Knokke — A21

A21.
Old centre.
New nerve.

A townhouse in the old centre of Knokke. Bought. Not touched yet.

Restored in old style. Cut with a few very modern details. Steps from the market, the bars, the tables that matter.

Soon a must have.
Not for everyone.

A21 — townhouse facade in the old centre of Knokke
Plate 001 — Facade, before
Code
A21
Type
Space / Townhouse
Location
Knokke — old centre
Partner
PZ
Move
Restore
Destination
Old soul, modern edge
Launch
Mid-2027

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Ask to see it first →
BASTARDS INC.® — Brutal · Minimal · Premium
World II · Living — 07.1 / Little Bastards®

Little
Bastards®

Creating and curating what’s next for living.
LITTLE BASTARDS® — Never.A.Dull.Moment.

Architecture, interiors, photography, furniture, objects and culture — under one roof.

The Logo · Philosophy

A heart and a four-leaf clover — we follow our instincts and create our own luck. Since 2022: spaces of love, lives of passion, dreams built loud.

wearelittlebastards.com →
Homes.Places.Objects.Desire.
08 / Wild Ideas

SOME IDEAS NEED A ROOM. SOME NEED A SYSTEM. SOME NEED A SANDWICH.

Wild
Ideas.

A living lab for products, spaces and formats we may build, launch, license or kill.

Products we daydream about. Solutions for life in general. Ideas with a pulse.

Concepts · Own brands · Solutions for life

BASTARDS INC.® brutal office concept — coffee shop and workspaces united
Concept
Our Brutal Office Concept
A coffee shop and workspaces united.
BASTARDS planter — Grow Wild or don't grow
Concept
The Bastards Planter
Grow your own mentality.
BASTARDS laundry bags — Stay Sharp, Wash Smart, Keep It Clean
Concept
The Bastards Laundry Bag
Get shit done. The proper way.
BASTARDS laundry bag — Clean Exit
Concept
Clean Exit Edition
Dirty work in. Clean exit out.
BASTARDS Skinny Bastard — silver can
Concept
Skinny Bastard®
Low cal. Low sugar. Loud nights.
BASTARDS Skinny Bastard — black can
Concept
Skinny Bastard® — Black
Vodka. Lemon. Sparkle. Repeat.
Restless Bastards cushions — statement edition
Concept
Restless Bastards — Statements
Cushions that refuse to sit still.
BSTRDS® corduroy cap — MAKE.THEM.THINK. embroidery
Own Brand
BSTRDS® Corduroy Cap
MAKE.THEM.THINK. Worn, not explained.
BSTRDS® — own products seal, est. 2022
Own Brand
BSTRDS®
The seal for own products. Solutions for life in general. Est. 2022.
13 / Instagram — Little Bastards

What's next
in design, art
and chaos?

A live feed pulled directly from the public account.

Follow Little Bastards
Instagram — Bastards Inc.®

From the
grid.

A live feed pulled directly from the public account.

Follow Bastards Inc.®
10 / One Connected House

One Connected House.

BASTARDS INC.® connects places, systems, products, partnerships and deals into one house.

01
Spaces
create
Desire.
02
AI
creates
Speed.
03
Products
create
Ownership.
04
Partnerships
create
Reach.
05
Deals
create
Growth.

The rest follows.

BASTARDS INC.®
11 / Founders
Lodewijk Varossieau — Founder of BASTARDS INC.®

Our founder and brand guard.
Lodewijk Varossieau.

Creative entrepreneur. Founder and guard of the brand. Based between Knokke and Antwerp.

Born to create. Chief Creative Officer of SuperRebel.Agency and SuperRebel Gear. The one who asks the next question.

“Most things are average because nobody decided otherwise.”
Lodewijk — a conviction
Connect on LinkedIn
Valentijn Varossieau — Future Bastard at BASTARDS INC.®

Our future bastard.
Valentijn Varossieau.

Young, ambitious and full of ideas.

Studies at Sint Lucas. Brings fresh energy and the questions we did not know we had to ask. Here to learn, create and help shape what comes next.

“Why does it have to be like that?”
Valentijn — his favourite question
Connect on LinkedIn
12 / The Brand BookBASTARDS INC.®

Most hide
their logic
in decks.
We put ours
on the door.

The public operating system

This site is the brand guide of BASTARDS INC.® — how we think, what we build, what we believe and where we are going. No decks. No detours.

12.1 / Brand System

The brand
in six words.

Bold.
Made to be seen.
Minimal.
Nothing extra. Nothing weak.
Modern.
Designed for now.
Global.
No borders. No small thinking.
Fashionable.
Culture you can wear.
Trusted.
Built to perform. Made to last.
Color Palette

Four tones.
No noise.

Jet Black
#000000PANTONE 19-0303 TCX
Plaza Taupe
#B3A38FPANTONE 16-1108 TCX
Charcoal Gray
#5A5B5EPANTONE 18-0601 TCX
Snow White
#F5F5F2PANTONE 11-0602 TCX
Primary Typeface
Integral CF
Reject
Average
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ 0123456789
Secondary Typeface
Univers Medium / Satoshi

BASTARDS INC.® builds modern business engines across spaces, AI systems, product ideas, partnerships and ventures — starting with its own house. Brutal creativity with clean intent. Cut through complexity. Create desire. Drive growth.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz 0123456789
HUMAN TASTE. MACHINE SPEED. REAL-WORLD CONSEQUENCES.
Online Applications
Integral CF Heavy · Website Headlines
MAKE
THEM
THINK
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ 0123456789
Integral CF Heavy (900) is the online headline face, self-hosted under the Fontfabric licence. Used for homepage headlines, campaign pages and digital display type across the site. Fallback: Arial Black.
12.2 / Tone of Voice

GOOD TASTE IS AN OPERATING SYSTEM.

Posters,
not paragraphs.

BASTARDS INC.® tone-of-voice poster — Designed to Disturb — Too clean to be safe, taste with tension.
BASTARDS INC.® poster — Designed to Disturb. Too clean to be safe. Taste with tension.
BASTARDS INC.® tone-of-voice poster — Stay Human — Average gets automated, stay sharp.
BASTARDS INC.® poster — Stay Human. Average gets automated. Stay sharp.
BASTARDS INC.® tone-of-voice poster — The Conversation Starts — Defying convention, more to come.
BASTARDS INC.® poster — The Conversation Starts. Defying convention. More to come.
BASTARDS INC.® tone-of-voice poster — Reject Average — Defy the usual, starting now.
BASTARDS INC.® poster — Reject Average. Defy the usual. Starting now.
BASTARDS INC.® tone-of-voice poster — Make a Point — No more polite, then make it stick.
BASTARDS INC.® poster — Make a Point. No more polite. Then make it stick.
BASTARDS INC.® tone-of-voice poster — Mean More — Say less, noise is cheap.
BASTARDS INC.® poster — Mean More. Say less. Noise is cheap.
BASTARDS INC.® tone-of-voice poster — Choose Edge — Comfort is expensive, payoff is impact.
BASTARDS INC.® poster — Choose Edge. Comfort is expensive. Payoff is impact.
BASTARDS INC.® tone-of-voice poster — Not For Everyone — Not here to fit in, that is the filter.
BASTARDS INC.® poster — Not For Everyone. Not here to fit in. That is the filter.
BASTARDS INC.® tone-of-voice poster — Then Impact — Silence first, watch closely.
BASTARDS INC.® poster — Then Impact. Silence first. Watch closely.
12.3 / Frequently Asked

What is
BASTARDS INC.®?

A short, quotable definition of the house — for humans, search engines and AI answer engines.

What is BASTARDS INC.®?

BASTARDS INC.® is a creative house founded by Lodewijk Varossieau. It creates businesses, places, products, partnerships and ventures with selected founders, CEOs and entrepreneurs.

Who founded BASTARDS INC.®?

BASTARDS INC.® was founded by Lodewijk Varossieau, a Dutch creative entrepreneur.

Where is BASTARDS INC.® based?

BASTARDS INC.® operates from Knokke-Heist and Antwerp, Belgium, and works across Belgium, the Netherlands, Luxembourg and the wider European market.

Is BASTARDS INC.® the same as Growth Bastards or Growth Inc. in Antwerp?

No. BASTARDS INC.® is an independent creative house founded by Lodewijk Varossieau. It is not affiliated with Growth Bastards, Growth Inc., Lucky Bastards, Bastard Burgers or any other brand that happens to use the word "bastards" or "growth". The official domain is bastards-inc.com.

What is the difference between BASTARDS INC.® and LITTLE BASTARDS®?

BASTARDS INC.® is the growth world — spaces, systems, products, partnerships and ventures. LITTLE BASTARDS® is the cultural world — design, art, interiors, objects, spaces and taste. One house, two worlds, same DNA.

Is The Brutal First Look a consultancy session?

No. The Brutal First Look is not a consultancy session, brand review or audit. It is a first sharp look at an idea, opportunity or challenge to see if there is something worth building together.

What can I bring to The Brutal First Look?

A space, product idea, AI opportunity, partnership, venture, growth challenge or unfinished thought with potential.

What happens after I submit something?

If we see potential, we respond. If the opportunity belongs better at SuperRebel.Agency or somewhere else, we will say so.

13 / First Entry Point
The Brutal First Look

NOT A REVIEW.
NOT AN AUDIT.
A FIRST LOOK.

BASTARDS INC. boardroom — problem solved.

A first sharp look at something worth building.

Bring us a space, product idea, AI opportunity, partnership, venture, growth challenge or unfinished thought.

If we see potential, we talk. If we don’t, we say so.

Who this is for

For founders, CEOs and entrepreneurs who are not looking for another presentation — but for sharper thinking.

Request a First Look

We work selectively. Tell us what you are building, exploring or trying to solve. No ordinary briefs. No endless decks. No unnecessary meetings.

14 / Contact

Creating
What’s Next.

BASTARDS INC.®

MAKE.THEM.THINK

We’re always looking for what’s next.

  • A business.
  • A product.
  • A place.
  • A partnership.
  • A remarkable idea.

If it’s worth creating, let’s talk.

14.1 / How we partner

Growth Participation House.

BASTARDS INC.® partners with selected CEOs, founders and entrepreneurs to create what’s next.

We invest our taste, network, operating logic and sometimes our own capital.

We are remunerated through commitment fees, performance upside, ownership, royalties and deal participation.